Monday, April 20, 2009

Low riders...

Walking down the street, and this is every and any street that you come by, there they are, the most unBA people that you will ever see... The guys that think that it is cool to have their pants draped down to their ankles, showing the new boxers that they got from their mom for Christmas that say "hot stuff" all over with little chili peppers dancing around the words. Or even worse, it is the pair that have been with them through thick and thin, their "special" pair that have almost nothing left to cover up the zits on the buttocks...

In spite of the fact that it makes you look like a dip, walking around like a penguin all the time doesn't help your coolness either. But it would be funny to watch a hallway full of these ABs waddling around frantically during a fire...

So next time you think about letting you drawers drop lower than your crack to show off the new pair of boxers, or God help us if they are your briefs, don't. Save our eyes and your pride...

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