When an accident happens, say uncle Jon was having too much fun playing with your M80's on the 4th of July while keeping his reputation of always holding a beer in his hand, and little Timmy thought it would be funny to light one early, I think you get the picture here... Well after all this, and the urge, not only to herbal, but to kill has gone down, a prosthetic limb is in order. A working slightly nice looking replica of an arm or leg, assuming that Uncle Jon dropped it and tried putting it out by stomping on it, gets put in the place of the missing appendage...
OK so what is BA about that? nothing really, the BA is when Uncle Jon refuses to wear that piece of garbage and gets a wooden peg leg... Splinters, cramps, and total discomfort, that is what makes him BA. Apart from the fact that he could kick you real well and keep you in pain while it doesn't bother him at all...
So recap, peg legs are BA... but if you want to top that, have little Timmy put that M80 into a glass jar and open one eye and stand a few feet off so that a piece of glass gouges it out. Then you can get a glass eye, and there is no limit to how much fun you could have with that thing...
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