Tuesday, April 14, 2009

That guy that beats the living crap out of your friend conversationally...

We all hang out with someone that thinks that they know everything. They like to run their mouth as if it was on the highest setting of a treadmill. Until one day when your group of friends is standing outside the local coffee shop, for that is the best to stand, and your friend is going off on a tangent, talking about something he thinks so important. Then he comes...

Passing by, this guy overhears what your friend is talking about and stops, lets him finish (because he is a gentleman like that) and ask you friend a question about that subject. Your friend answers his question quite well, or at least you think he did until this guy starts to respond and lays into him using language that even a forth grader could pick up on. Your friend, who thought he was a god for knowing everything is struck utterly speechless. After the guy is done talking, he gives your friend a chance to respond, but the blank eyes, open mouth, and drool pouring from his face seem to imply that he has nothing to say, and he has realized that he is, in fact, dumber than a rock as his mother told him.

When that guy bids you all a good day and walks off, you have to admit to yourself, he is so BA...

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