The right...

Everyone, whether they know it or not conforms. There are many things that we conform to, believing that there were dinosaurs, putting on deodorant, and even walking our dogs (woof woof). But why do we conform to 'this move on the right' idea? In America, "!@#$ YEAH" we have to pass on the right. Walking down the street, pass right, riding a bike, pass right, cruising on your Velociraptor, pass right, and even driving, RIGHT!

Driving must be the cause of all this mess. A mess that is comparable to little Timmy when he first got to feed himself. Think about driving, it does makes sense, just like the moon being made out of cheese, cheese Gromit cheese. Well, if you think about the lines on the road and why they are there, and no they aren't there because it was bland and needed a little color, you understand that because you are going so fast in one direction, and someone else in the other direction, you need to have reference about where to be so as not the become one person, and not in the married sense. Yet we have lived with this idea for so long that it has rubbed off into our minds like a piece of poo gets rubbed into the carpet.

And this idea has been pushed upon every other moving habit. When you walk down the street, notice
that people move to the right to go by, but why? there is plenty of sidewalk for the both of us, and I was on that side first, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME ALTER MY PATH OF SHORTEST DISTANCE!

This right side only mentality has to go. People need to learn that there is no specific side that you have to pass on sidewalks. Think back to the good ol' days of the horse and cart. They didn't care what side of the road they were on, because if there was someone coming, there was ample time to move their cart to one side or the other. There was probably enough time as they passed to have a good long conversation without stopping.

So now I make it a mission in life, to be free of the bonds, the chains, the restrictive restraints of passing always to the right. If I'm on the left, and you aren't moving, I will go even further to the left, even if that means that I will be dodging traffic to get passed you. So observe what happens when you walk down the street next, do they all pass to the right? and if so, move to the left and screw whit their heads...