Greek music...

Walking through campus, always a nightmare, and we all know that the typical Frat guy is not cool already but they try so hard to fit in that every once in a while they do do something of merit. Anyway there they are, out on the veranda of their house and in the yard, tossing the old pig skin around, or the Wham-O Frisbee, and blaring music with the four foot high speakers that they all seem to own. Well alright, this is fun, I love to do all of the above with friends of my own, so you nod your head in acceptance while walking by trying to ignore the low riding pants and giving them the benefit of the doubt that they are trying in this instant to fit in with the rest of humanity. Then the lyrics from their music drift ever so painfully into your head...

"Like waking up too early, Maybe we can sleep in, I'll make you banana pancakes, Pretend like it's the weekend noooow..."

And from that moment, all the rigorous efforts put forth by these guys to be seen as cool have gone down the drain with that one Jack Johnson song blaring forth from their front stoop... If there was anything that could make up for how AB that is, they would have to sell the souls of all the brothers in the house to satin, and have him give them all mad, raving skills on the guitar, or something stunningly similar to pull themselves out from the hole that they have so willingly dug and dove head first into...

So next time you are going to have an "all man bash" outside your door, so that all the girls walking by can see you... Listen to something that reflects the inner you, and if that inned you is J.J., you might want to consult a doctor...