When you are in that bind, the kind where Germans or Russians (USSR style), and God help you if it is the French, have cornered your group because they think that you're spies that have infiltrated their secret base intent on stealing the "secret plans" and destroying the complex as you make your escape, which you do fully intend to do of course, and you can't get out of the predicament because you don't know what they are saying, all you know is that they have all the guns and you don't... I always hatted it when this happened, but that is also the times when the BA steps in...
He starts to talk to them, in German/Russian/French and says something that you can only imagine as being something about 'you are just the janitors and the other three of you are mute, and that is why you aren't responding to their yells of 'put your hands in the air'.' And after a few minutes of collaborating, they leave you be and you end up blowing them all sky high and to kingdom come anyways. The guy that knows how to speak a different language and pipes in just at the right moment to save your life, or just let your teacher know that your dog really did eat your homework, is the real BA...
Or if you don't really know another language, but you want to impress your date. Have a friend ''mug'' you yelling that gibberish the two of you created to tick off your mothers, and so you could talk about dirty things at the table and they wouldn't know, and start yelling it back at him and pretend to get in a verbal argument and make it seem as though you have the bigger wit so that he runs off. The best way to use this tactic is with an Indian force, while you are leading a small group of helpless settlers into the west...
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