Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The BA bathrobe...

The common bathrobe, any color and pattern that you desire, but stripes are the preferred style, can say a lot about a situation when someone greets you at the front door. Either you just woke him from a nap, it has become tea time and you have shown up at just the right moment for crumpets, or he has just saved the San Fransisco bay area from being blown up and needed to listen to Beatles, play guitar, and relax.

Well that robe that has been so often overlook, could just be the thing that you need to start that career in the BA lifestyle that you have been searching so long for. So pick one up put it on and feel the BA soak into your being as you walk around the house. Walking around the house is suggested before turning yourself loose into the unexpecting world, so that you can make sure that the houseplants that you have and maybe even your pet ferret can handle it first before you go and kill some old lady walking down the road minding her own business on the way to get her prescription drugs from the corner store when you come along and give her a heart attack from the BAness that is being so heavily emitted from your being...

But if you are really a BA, you will throw on your bathrobe and go out, hitch a ride into the universe, and travel the galaxies with no shame what so ever...

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