There is an epidemic out in the world. In this age of cellular phones, kids are getting bombarded with calls from friends and telemarketers. Many of these children are being infected by new forms of disabilities. The latest disease is something doctors are calling VCS (vibrating crotch syndrome)...
VCS is a serious disease that effects, as stated in the title, the crotch. It occurs when a person places their phone on the vibration setting and leaves it that way for extended periods of time. After a while of only being able to feel if someone is calling them, VCS strikes...
VCS strikes by imitating that same vibration in the groin region as the cellular phone does. Thus making the victim believe that they are receiving a call when they are not...
Side effects are: quick uncontrolled hand motions towards the crotch for no reason, excessive checking of the blank phone screen, and cancer...
If you wish to help in the fight against this life afflicting disease, mail any amount of cash to:
VCS Research Center
910 E. 6th St.
Moscow ID 83843
Thank you for your support...
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