Friday, May 29, 2009

Snort and sniff...

Spring is here, and with that comes the sneezing and sniffing that the nose provides when the air becomes full of those pesky little particles of dust, pollen, and other bits of flying things that we would rather not know that fly around and go up our noses...

Well today we focus on the booger, more importantly, how fast boogers seem to regenerate in the naval passages. If you are a sniffer like most Americans, you might find that only a few seconds after you have sniffed your way to freedom, more boogies build themselves up in a hurry to cause more sniffing just when you think that it is all over.

I guess that you can attribute this to the fact that there is more crud flying through the air, so that you will build up extra stockpiles of bugger forming particles quick. Yet for some reason is seems that if you would do activities that deal with more movement and speed, that you should be able to dodge around the floating nose cloggers, like Neo in The Matrix. But No, it only increases the intake on the nostril front...

Maybe the Chinese have something with the coverings over their mouths and noses when they are riding bikes around. Should we be taking a vein from their lief? or a page from their book? or a hair from their noses?...

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