Insults...

When an argument gets heated and boils down to just throwing insults at one another to try and make the other one run to a corner and cry, there is a surefire insult that is made to have everyone from little children to grown adults swimming away in the river of tears that they are crying...

You might know a bit of what I am talking about. Here are some of the typical insults that are thrown around:

You Mom, this is a good one, because everyone at some point had a mother and most moms are looked up to, so this can be like a kick in the groin...

Dummy, this is a little childish, but I believe that most everyone has had a nagging feeling in the back of their head that they aren't as bright as they think, so this is more of a good hefty smack on the back of the head...

Loser, commonly misused insult, most people aren't at the top of anything, so really you are stating a fact about their life rather than insulting them, only use this if you are fighting with a professional athlete that has recently had an article published about him that claimed that he is the best thing since no iron bed sheets...

There are many other insults that are running about free in this world, and maybe you have used some of them, but as I said before, there is one that tops them all... Are you ready for this? can you handle it? You better go and get yourself a few buckets and towels in case you start to weep copious amounts of tears...

Here it is: Your other mom!

OH can you feel the heartache from that one? I'm crying just writing this... Ok so I don't really suggest using this insult unless you have some extra time on you hands for cleanup... Fluids tend to run wild when this, oh so sensitive subject is brought up... So be warned, use only on your worst enemies...