This is it, and "it" might be bad news for all the world...

So I decided that to impact the world, I must have a blog. And this blog will start off as a nothing, and then grow, and oh how fast it will grow, so fast that peoples eyes will explode out of their heads as they try to proses all the information (or lack of said information) that is inputted upon their brains. I will overcome the odds, and rule with a iron fist... a fist that slams that keys of any and all computers that I can create a BLOGGING from... yes, and then I will have no reason to keep going when all is said and done, that I will release all the world back to whence it came, and all will be as it was before...