Friday, November 13, 2009

Happy birthdays...

I don't really like my birthday... Most people LOVE their birthday, a time to be the center of attention, make people that they rarely see, buy them something "just because"... I find it an abuse of life...

Well to the point of writing for the day, I was looking at a facebook profile of someone that I know, and it happens to be their day of birth today... Well as I scrolled down the wall of their page, I saw it was littered with people that I am sure, or at least I would bet my leg (up-to the kneecap), that most of them don't talk to this person but once in a very long while... All of the posts were the same in essence, "Happy Birthday" some with an exclamation after, some retardedly with multiple vowels and consonants in them, some with the name, as if making sure that we get our signals clear, and others sounding redundant by also wishing that their day goes well...

Well this got me to thinking, mostly because I don't care that much for my own day of the birthing, what if that person was in fact having the worst day of their life, at least up to the moment... Is that just rubbing it in a little bit more than needed? here this person is, bitterly, moodily plodding their way through a day, which in fact is their birthing day (that perhaps has become a new favorite phrase), as some jolly bimbo, skipping as though is was a munchkin from the land of Oz and the wicked witch has just bit it, comes of and says in a rather overly gay, and that is the 40's sense of the word, "Happy Birthday, I hope you enjoy it to the fullest, and keep up your growing!"...

Ok, at this point, or at least when this gay "friend" gets the look of pure evil mixed with a strange grin of those who have more recently gone insane, they should know to run for their puny lives... Well that is what I think anyway...

Try this out, at least you are guaranteed to get them to respond back to you, tell them to "have a normal day, you don't know why this is the day for normality, but it seems just as good as any other."...

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