Work could be fun if you had it in you...

There is something that I have always wanted to do, something that I think would make fun look so small and insignificant that it would sulk off into the corner to frown, and maybe cry a little...

This something came to mind when I was informed by the dark forces of the workplace, that I must wear a hat when I work. I hate hats, I loathe them, I hold such a contempt for them that I... well I just don't like them very much. But what I know would be a great time to be had by any party that is forced to wear the devils spawn to work in, is to find as many random, crazy, ape, barmy, bats in the belfry, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, mad as a March hare, mad as a hatter (HA HA), maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, nutty as fruitcake, out of one's tree, out to lunch, potty, psycho, round the bend, schizo, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky hats that one could find, and wear them on different days...

Of course this sounds like a blast, but the real fun of it would be when you took on the personality of the hat that you were wearing that day... Turban; here comes Ahali Yokalch. Cowboy hat; say hello to John Wayne. A Yarmulke; here comes our Jewish friend. Knights helmet; sir Snootalot at your service fair maiden... and so on a so forth...

Just imagine what fun you could have working all day with a space helmet on...