Thus begins a new semester at the UI, and I have great hopes for this blog...
I hope that I will be blessed in numerous ideas to talk about in ways that you have NEVER thought about before...
I hope that more of the "followers" of this blog, because I know that I have a cult following out there somewhere, will comment more this year than they ever have so that I can gather OH SO MUCH MUCH more random ideas to write about...
And I hope that you all giggle a little bit...
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Snort and sniff...
Spring is here, and with that comes the sneezing and sniffing that the nose provides when the air becomes full of those pesky little particles of dust, pollen, and other bits of flying things that we would rather not know that fly around and go up our noses...
Well today we focus on the booger, more importantly, how fast boogers seem to regenerate in the naval passages. If you are a sniffer like most Americans, you might find that only a few seconds after you have sniffed your way to freedom, more boogies build themselves up in a hurry to cause more sniffing just when you think that it is all over.
I guess that you can attribute this to the fact that there is more crud flying through the air, so that you will build up extra stockpiles of bugger forming particles quick. Yet for some reason is seems that if you would do activities that deal with more movement and speed, that you should be able to dodge around the floating nose cloggers, like Neo in The Matrix. But No, it only increases the intake on the nostril front...
Maybe the Chinese have something with the coverings over their mouths and noses when they are riding bikes around. Should we be taking a vein from their lief? or a page from their book? or a hair from their noses?...
Well today we focus on the booger, more importantly, how fast boogers seem to regenerate in the naval passages. If you are a sniffer like most Americans, you might find that only a few seconds after you have sniffed your way to freedom, more boogies build themselves up in a hurry to cause more sniffing just when you think that it is all over.
I guess that you can attribute this to the fact that there is more crud flying through the air, so that you will build up extra stockpiles of bugger forming particles quick. Yet for some reason is seems that if you would do activities that deal with more movement and speed, that you should be able to dodge around the floating nose cloggers, like Neo in The Matrix. But No, it only increases the intake on the nostril front...
Maybe the Chinese have something with the coverings over their mouths and noses when they are riding bikes around. Should we be taking a vein from their lief? or a page from their book? or a hair from their noses?...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
VCS...
There is an epidemic out in the world. In this age of cellular phones, kids are getting bombarded with calls from friends and telemarketers. Many of these children are being infected by new forms of disabilities. The latest disease is something doctors are calling VCS (vibrating crotch syndrome)...
VCS is a serious disease that effects, as stated in the title, the crotch. It occurs when a person places their phone on the vibration setting and leaves it that way for extended periods of time. After a while of only being able to feel if someone is calling them, VCS strikes...
VCS strikes by imitating that same vibration in the groin region as the cellular phone does. Thus making the victim believe that they are receiving a call when they are not...
Side effects are: quick uncontrolled hand motions towards the crotch for no reason, excessive checking of the blank phone screen, and cancer...
If you wish to help in the fight against this life afflicting disease, mail any amount of cash to:
VCS Research Center
910 E. 6th St.
Moscow ID 83843
Thank you for your support...
VCS is a serious disease that effects, as stated in the title, the crotch. It occurs when a person places their phone on the vibration setting and leaves it that way for extended periods of time. After a while of only being able to feel if someone is calling them, VCS strikes...
VCS strikes by imitating that same vibration in the groin region as the cellular phone does. Thus making the victim believe that they are receiving a call when they are not...
Side effects are: quick uncontrolled hand motions towards the crotch for no reason, excessive checking of the blank phone screen, and cancer...
If you wish to help in the fight against this life afflicting disease, mail any amount of cash to:
VCS Research Center
910 E. 6th St.
Moscow ID 83843
Thank you for your support...
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